Was walking down Union Street last night and a group of Asian guys said some very unsavoury thing about me. Someone made the excellent point that If I had said anything about how they looked I would have been called a racist - so true.
Anyway, woke up this morning and it is my second week into the healthy eating plan. I really want to stop my thighs rubbing together. I am 2.4lbs down and my whole team in work are doing the My Fitness Pal application, which is thoroughly recommended.
So yeah, you have me back to make fun of myself. The hardest thing today was Gay Tanned John (my work colleague) eating 2 bags of crisps, 3 full-fat cans of Coke and a flake and still being half the size of one of my arse cheeks.
This is what I came into in work today. My colleague Louise made cupcakes. Can you hear my inner turmoil? It is screaming ‘IF I EAT THIS MY THIGHS ARE GOING TO CHAFE’. I have just nibbled a bit of the icing, shit has hit the fan. Not from my bum I might add. It is the SAY Awards tonight. Wearing a dress, people have suggested I wear a Tena Lady as well just in case things get a bit funny with the fat pills. I advised it would be like putting a lolly stick on the Clyde River. Nerves have kicked in……
So it is day 4 and things are ok. I have lost 2lbs, but this is 2lbs that I had probably put on with my breakfast the other day. I am almost crying like Chunk today, there is 50% off cakes in the work today and apparently there was free tea and toast which I missed. Nothing like motivation in the workplace. Might go and stick my boobs in the cakes just to get some kind of pleasure. Have the SAY Awards tomorrow night, contemplating a triple layer of miracle underwear. This will probably only contour my body so it looks as smooth as a whale, but not smaller than one.
fadeupyoursmile asked: Hal, i have nothing but bad experience with those pills. What they do is stop your body from absorbing the fat in your food, so you end up pooing it out (In some sort of orange oil slick!). I found it really horrible and difficult to live with, I also think that it may have triggered my IBS. I would recommend eating as low a fat diet as possible when you take them.
Yeah I have heard some real horror stories! See the thing is my love of chorizo and cheese is going to royally leave me fucked!
These are the pills I was talking about yesterday. So far, so good. I have not shat myself! Yipeeeeee! I had a 3 course dinner last night at the other half’s family do and this morning I have had a modest breakfast. I am just waiting for a Dumb and Dumber type experience to hit me. It will probably happen at The Scottish Album Awards on Tuesday night. Christ, could you imagine? “And the winner is……*SHART*”
So today has started well. Had one of these. Thought it was 220 cals, but that was only the toasted bagel bit. Lady I work with called Annie has given me these ‘fat’ pills. Apparently if you eat too much fat it makes you do weird toilet things. Heard a rumour someone shat themselves once. I have had 27g of fat in one sitting. Think I am screwed…..
Day 1. I have 36 days till a festival and I am going to be on camera. I am getting a bit worried because of that whole ‘a camera adds 10lbs’ quote. This is the start of my daily blog about what it is like to try and lose weight and see where it gets me. My name is Halina and I am a fataholic. Welcome to my world.
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